20 Hilarious Words Patrick Obahiagbon Use To Deceive Nigerians Everytime

Patrick Obahiagbon, who once represented Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking grammars.

Here is a compilation of the top 20 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their meanings:

1. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
2. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
3. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.
4. Mephistophelean – wicked
5. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least-qualified citizens
6. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
7. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason
8. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
9. Gargantuan –extremely large
10. Bugaboo – an object of fear
11. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
12. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
13. Odoriferous – having an odor.
14. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
15. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
16. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant way
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
20. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.

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See What Alibaba Caught A Lady Doing At DJ Jimmy Jatt’s Party (18+ Photo)

…. The Hustle is Real
This girl is preparing herself for the evening.
While entering K’s Place for DJ Jimmy Jatt’s party, veteran Nollywood comedian caught this young lady deliberately pushing her pants down as she entered the club. Being the vigilant citizen that Alibaba is, he took a picture of the woman in action and captioned the picture on his Instagram:
“We had a party at K’s Place for Dj Jimmy Jatt. And I caught this lady deliberately pushing down her pants as she backed the VVIP section… #TheHustleInLagos is real”

Female Members Suck Pastor’s m*****d To Get ‘Sacred Milk’

Acts of desperation often end in disaster, people should just learn to live right and live their life in peace.
An evangelical pastor from Brazil, Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral s*x because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.
And this pastor said his m*****d was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated it with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth,”
a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral s*x on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”
Valdeci, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.
The man is now cooling off in a police cell.

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Below are obtained photographs of Bashir, one of the sons of Nigeria’s former FCT Minister, Nasir El-Rufai and current Governor of Kaduna State.
Bashir, the wild son of Mallam El-Rufai is seen here looking ‘stoned’ and living like the spoilt child of an oil sheik.
El-Rufai, who according to a Wikileaks report was homeless in 1999, recently declared he is now worth N90 billion with 40 mansions in assets according to media reports.
More than 50 percent of Nigerians live below the international poverty line of US$1.25 per day,according to the United Nations.

Stop Making Fun Of Pastors In Your Jokes, Oyakhilome Warns Comedians

Pastor Oyakhilome has warned comedians asking them to stop making jest of pastors while cracking jokes. According to him, this is not a message from him, but from God. The General Overseer of Christ Embassy made this known during a meeting which holds every first Sunday of the month with the BLW nation’s citizens worldwide and a host of other global audience spanning more than 6 continents via live transmission across TV stations and online platforms around the world.

“For those of you, who are comedians, try all you can not to make fun with pastors in your comedy. Because you are going to see some comedians whose lives would be a comedy. This is what the lord said I should tell you. Because a lot of them who does such will have their lives reduced. Which means you are going to see them and say; is this you? Is this what your life has become? Don’t joke with sacred things. Pastors occupy sacred place. You must know what to joke with and what not to joke with,” the Pastor said.

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Has Emeka Ike’s Wife Filed For Divorce?

Reports floating around now have it that Emeka Ike’s wife has filed for divorce from her husband of 12 years. Emma alleges that Emeka assaulted her constantly and called her a witch whenever they fought.

Unconfirmed sources say that she told a customary court, “It was when my husband beat me mercilessly I believed that people truly saw stars whenever they were unconscious. It was my brother who took me to the hospital where I spent two months. There was also a day I was feeding our last child with tea, my husband, out of anger took the tea and poured it on my head.”
 “I even persuaded his sister to bring four of her children to our school without paying a dime but instead of showing appreciation, she said I was a lavish spender and that was how I stopped being in charge of his school.”

She continued, “Each time we fight, he calls me a witch saying whenever he intends to start a project and he informs me it eventually fails. He also said if he hadn’t married me, I would have become a prostitute. Since I left, he doesn’t allow me to speak with our first two children asking me to come home if I really want to see them. Even when I was in with him, he leaves home for months on the pretext of different appointments. I can’t face all this anymore. I need help.”
It has been reported that the court case has been adjourned till July 22, 2015.

Has Emeka Ike’s Wife Filed For Divorce?

Ambode Approves Welfare Support For Mother Of 3 Set Of Twins Whose Husband Absconded

The woman whose husband abandoned her after she gave birth to a third set of twins may be getting help from the Lagos State government.

According to new reports, Mrs. Ruth Uche, who went to the Lagos state government secretariat in Alausa yesterday to seek help, got help from Gov. Ambode who directed the state's deputy Governor, Oluranti Adebule to provide assistance for the woman and her children.

In a statement released by Governor Ambode's Chief Press Secretary, Habib Aruna, Ambode said that despite the present economic situation it is wrong for anyone to abandon their own children.

He promised to help the mother of six who had until now been taking care of her children from with the little money she made from the day care centre where she works.

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