Fuel Scarcity!! 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations

The ordinary man can hardly buy fuel. Infact, this is the period I
knew there in this country, all fingers are not equal. So here are the
3 types of people that can easily buy fuel without stress:

1) THE ALAYES: Mehn…this men are strong ooo….You dare not stand on
their way to getting fuel.

They usually buy to resell… I can be on cue for 4 hours while an Alaye
can go more than 7 trips with 50 litre gallon!…..Omo…for once, I
wished I get this kind strength….

Muscle nd deep voice good ooo….I go soon start working on my own
muscle against the future fuel scarcities.

2) THE STAFF: This set of people comprises of the untouchables. The
ones that can spend the money…extra money.

The deal is usually done inside the office before the station mnager
himself would come out and fill their numerous gallons. After which,
he goes back to the office.

I bin wan claim staff for conoil this morning, the manager asked me,
"are you a staff?"…I said "yes"….The next question he asked me shocked
me…"are you from Adenuga?"…Oga mi…I just dogde my head….

3) THE SMART DUDES: OK..i fall into this category…You see, I run a
Cyber Cafe and we are the most hit since this fuel scarcity due to the
nature of our business. No light, no business.

Si I can't afford to stay on the line the whole day. But since I no be
alaye, I gat to find a way out. Most times, what I do is that when I
see the line is much, I calmly scan through the cars on cue.

I would go close to one of the owners and engage him/her in a
discussion…make the laugh and like me instanta…then before their turn
go reach, I would just casually ask them to put my gallon inside their
car….hahahha, it always works like magic…

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